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when someone asks about my love life


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when my mum scolds me


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one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

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… Smart men.
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  • teacher: the sun is the hottest thing in the universe
  • me: i don't wanna sound rude but have u seen chris evans
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those feelings when you want a relationship

but you don’t

but you do

but you don’t

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You let your hand slide through high grass. Trying to feel what your heart can’t feel anymore.
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I’m so loyal to anything that gives me the teeniest bit of happiness and completion, and that’s exactly where my naivety lies.

Dau Voire (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

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If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person.
I wish I learned this before (via lil-plant-princess)
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Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.


(Source: gymleaderkarkat)

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u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

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Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

(Source: vicepresidentgay)

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